söndag 15 september 2013

Quotes

"Snape made them all nervous, breathing down their necks while they tried to remember how to make a Forgetfulness potion."
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone             
(Det är bara för hysteriskt)



Sirius: "What was there to be gained by fighting 
the most evil wizard that ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter!"
Peter: "You don’t understand! He would have killed me, Sirius!"
Sirius: "THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED! DIED RATHER 
THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!"
- Sirius Black 
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


Albus Dumbledore: "Let me explain. The happiest man on earth would be able to use the Mirror of Erised like a normal mirror, that is, he would look into it and see himself exactly as he is. Does that help?"
Harry Potter: "It shows us what we want… whatever we want…"
Albus Dumbledore: "Yes and no. It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts."
— Albus Dumbledore





"I show not your face but your heart's desire." 
- Mirror of Erised


"Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."
-Albus Dumbledore

lördag 14 september 2013

The Marauders

Läser en superb fanfiction!!!!! Så rolig, så bra, så Fantastisk! :D Och ett kapitel blev bara för bra xD 
Ni måste läsa den!!! 
The Marauders Year 1 Där börjar hela, saken?
The Marauders Year 2 Där börjar andra. Som jag är på :D
Chapter 13!!!!  Read it!!!!   Där är kapitlet som de tar över Hogwarts x) Sen får ni läsa det efter också, eftersom att det finns två parter. 
Eller hur är jag jobbig??? :D :) XD ;) x)
The Marauders Year 2 - by Fallen Crest               
Ett uttag i kapitlet 

"I kind of forgot one thing for taking over the school. Our names." James mumbled.
Remus rolled his eyes. "I already thought about that. We could use nicknames that all have something in common."
"Fine, you are Wolf!" James looked at Remus as he said this.
"No." Remus snarled.
"Come on, Remus. No one will catch on to the meaning." James said.
"No James." Remus growled.
"Fine, be that way. Remus is Dark Moon. But I still want to call someone Wolf." James pouted.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "I'll be Wolf if it means we can get on the move of taking over Hogwarts."
"Good! Peter can be Death." James said.
Peter spluttered. "Death? What kind of name is that?"
James glared at him. "We don't have a lot of time. So if you have something better than please tell me."
"Shadow?" Peter suggested.
James sighed. "Fine, you can be Shadow."
Sirius waved his hand in the air. "Can I be Death?"
James rolled his eyes. "Fine, but that means no one is Wolf."
"Good!" Remus snapped. "Just get your name already."
"I already have one. Eclipse." James said.
"Okay, Dark Moon, Eclipse, Death, and Shadow. They all sound so dark." Remus muttered.
"Who cares? We have a job to do." Sirius said.
Remus rolled his eyes. "Then we shall proceed?"
James nodded his head. "Sirius and I will get the Great Hall under control. Remus, Peter, stay in the Entrance Hall until I give you the single to come in. Catch anyone who tries to escape the Great Hall and bring them back in."
"Yes sir!" Remus saluted. "So, I guess Eclipse is our leader during this."
James smiled and nodded his head. "If you guys agree."
"I couldn't have picked a better leader." Sirius grinned. "Can we just get started already?"
James nodded his head.
Outside the Great Hall, James and Sirius drew their wands. They nodded to Remus and Peter before blasting the doors to the Great Hall opened. Everyone whipped around to look at them in confusion and shock. Sirius reached into his bag. When his hand came out, he had four mini bombs, one between each of his fingers. His hand lashed forward and the four bombs flew from his hand. They created a smoke cover in the Great Hall.
With a smoke cover in place, James and Sirius moved down the aisle, throwing dung bombs and very small explosives here and there to cause a small panic.
With his werewolf sight, Remus could see better through the smoke than Peter and could see if students were running out of the Great Hall. He took a net from Peter and would cast it over them and throw them back into the Great Hall, still trapped in the net. Peter had a whole bunch of nets in his bags just for this.
"Let's get into the Great Hall and close the doors." Peter said.
Remus agreed and they both entered the Great Hall. With a few waves of his wand and a few whispered spells, the doors were fixed, closed, and locked. He and Peter stood in front of the doors like guards.
When the smoke cleared, the students found two cloaked figures out the front of the Great Hall, pointing their wands at the teachers. In the back of the Great Hall were two more cloaked figures, each holding a wand. There were a few students trapped in nets on the ground around the Great Hall doors.
Professor McGonagall stood up and drew her wand. "Who do you think you are?"
James smirked under his hood. "I am Eclipse."
"What kind of name is that?" McGonagall growled.
"It's my name." Eclipse replied.
"What are you doing here?" McGonagall asked angrily.
"Taking over." Eclipse's partner said. "I am Death."
McGonagall raised her wand. "I don't think so."
Death smirked. "Really? Then attack."
McGonagall waved her wand, but it exploded in her hand. She gasped and glared at Death. "What did you do?"
Dumbledore stood up and looked at his opponents. "I believe they have switched her wands." He eyed Fawkes. "And stolen Fawkes."
Death grinned under his hood and petted Fawkes one more time before he flew into the air.
Eclipse looked at Death. They didn't switch Dumbledore's wand and he most likely knew that. What was he up to?
"Shadow, get up here!" Eclipse called to Peter as he kept his wand trained on the professors.
Shadow turned to the smallest figure and said something. The smallest figure shrugged. Shadow said something else before walking to the front of the Great Hall. The other students watched him nervously and with fear.
"Do you have it?" Eclipse whispered to Shadow.
Shadow tossed his bag to Eclipse and went to stand next to Death.
Eclipse pulled the Sorting Hat out of the bag and lifted it up to show the students. "We are taking Hogwarts over. We are the new rulers of Hogwarts. From this moment on, there are no more houses." He pointed his wand at the Sorting Hat. "Incendio!"
Fire erupted from Eclipse's wand and caught the hat on fire. He dropped the hat to the ground and let it burn there. Some of the students gasped, others glared at the cloaked figures, and other looked at the cloaked figures scared.
"The school is ours now! Anyone who defies us will face severe consequences!" Eclipse said.
"Where are our wands?" Slughorn demanded when he saw that his wand exploded as well.
"Where you will never find them." The smirk Death was wearing could be heard in his voice.
Death moved towards the Gryffindor table, making some of the younger student cry out in fear. He ignored them and grabbed a cup of coffee off the table, put some sugar and milk until it and moved to the smallest figure of the group at the Great Hall doors. He handed the coffee to a grateful Dark Moon and moved back to Eclipse and Shadow.
Eclipse turned to Death.
Death shrugged. "He said he wanted coffee."
Eclipse rolled his eyes when blades shot past his head. He looked around to find Hollock's pinned to the wall by the sleeves of his robes. He looked down the tables to find Remus with his arm raised as if he just threw a knife. "Did you just try to attack me?" Eclipse snapped at Hollock. He snapped his fingers.
Death and Shadow immediately moved into action. They pulled Hollock's arms off the wall and dragged him out of the Great Hall.
"Does anyone else want to try?" Eclipse asked.
No one said anything.
"Dark Moon." Eclipse nodded at the smaller boy.
Dark Moon moved up to the Head Table and waved his wand a few times, creating ropes that tied the professors to their chairs. A few of them struggled and tried to get free, but to no avail. They were trapped.
Death returned to the Great Hall. Smirking, Death bowed to Eclipse and clasped his hands behind his back. "Shadow is keeping watch over Hollock."
"Good." Eclipse said. "Get the other prisoners to him."
"Yes sir." Death said.
"Take Professor Dumbledore to his office." Eclipse whispered. "Where are you taking the others?"
"The Hospital Wing. We figured it would just be easier to lock them all in there." Death whispered. He levitated Slughorn's chair and took him to the Hospital Wing.
McGonagall looked skeptically at Dark Moon. He was either a kid or a short person. If it was a kid, it was most likely a student here at Hogwarts.
"Are you okay?" Eclipse asked Dark Moon quietly.
"I'm exhausted. That potion isn't doing much for me. It gave me energy to get out of bed, but it's wearing out fast." Dark Moon replied.
Eclipse looked around at the students. "As soon as Death gets all the prisoners to the Hospital Wing, you can go take a nap. We got everything under control." He looked at Dark Moon. "You can last that long, right?"
"I'll try." Dark Moon said, breathing heavily. "But I've never gotten up this early after a full moon."
"Sit down. Standing is using all your energy." Eclipse said. He gently gripped Dark Moon's arm and pulled him down to his butt to sit on the stairs. When Dark Moon was sitting, Eclipse stood up and looked at the panic stricken students. "You can eat. I'm not going to make you starve."
Some students started eating, while others continued to glare at Eclipse.
Death came back into the Great Hall. "Is Dark Moon okay?" He asked as he started levitating Sprout's chair.
"He just needs rest. I'm surprised he was able to throw those knives as well as he did without hurting Hollock." Eclipse replied. "You need to hurry up so he can go rest."
"I'm going as fast as I can. I'm one person." Death snapped.
Eclipse sighed and turned to Dark Moon. He kneeled next to him. "Do you have any idea of how to make this go faster?"
Dark Moon whispered in his ear. He couldn't talk any louder because the students and teachers would recognize his voice because it hasn't changed like his friends.
"Death, come here." Eclipse said and whispered the plan to him.
"Simple, yet effective." Death replied. He waved his wand, creating a rope that tied all of the professors' chairs together. "I'll be right back." He walked out of the Great Hall with the chairs dragging behind him.
"I wonder what Professor Dumbledore is doing. He still has his wand." Eclipse whispered.
Dark Moon shrugged, but stopped as soon as he started and winced in pain.
"Do you need a pain potion?" Eclipse asked.
Dark Moon shook his head.
It was another half hour before Death and Shadow returned to the Great Hall. When they were back at his side and after bowing to him, Eclipse stood up and turned to the students. "All of you will stay here. You will be locked in here."
Dark Moon looked up at Eclipse, confused.
"We have more planning to do." Eclipse told him quietly.
"Where are we going?" Death asked.
"The Headmaster's office, our new office." Eclipse answered.
Dark Moon slumped over onto the ground.
"He fainted finally." Shadow said, staring at the small form of Dark Moon.
Eclipse sighed. "Death."
Death picked Dark Moon up and threw him over his shoulder. "Where do I take him?"
"Our dorm." Eclipse whispered. "Then we are going to our office."
"Yes sir." Death said.
Eclipse laughed. "Why do you keep calling me sir and bowing to me?"
"We have to make it look like you are our master and we are your loyal servants." Death replied amused.
Smirking, Eclipse walked down the aisle between the tables to the Great Hall doors with Shadow and Death following him. All the students watched each of their steps carefully. At the doors, Eclipse let Shadow and Death leave before slamming the doors shut and locking them with a wave of his wand.
"You know they can escape that if they want." Death said.
"I know, but I had Dark Moon look up a locking spell for me. This locking spells makes it so I can decide who can and can't open the doors. Only the Marauders can unlock the door. If anyone else tries, they will be shocked and blasted away from the door." Eclipse explained.
"I didn't even know a spell like that existed." Death replied. He shifted his feet from the weight of Dark Moon. "I'll be going to our dorm. I'll meet up with you soon."
Death gently put Dark Moon on his bed before leaving the room. He headed downstairs to the entrance of Dumbledore's office. When he entered the office, he found Eclipse and Shadow sitting on Dumbledore's desk with the Headmaster tied to his chair behind his desk.
"So, now that we are all here…" Eclipse started.
"All? Wasn't there a fourth with you?" Dumbledore interrupted.
Eclipse shrugged. "He's sleeping. He had a long night preparing for this. As I was saying, now that we are all here, I would like to ask you. Why did you not stop us? I know you still have your wand."
"I was curious as to what you would do, Mr. Potter." Dumbledore replied.
Eclipse laughed and pulled his hood off. "How did you know?"
"Who else would take over the school? Plus, you four were missing from the Great Hall. So, how long do you plan on holding my school hostage?" Dumbledore chuckled.
Eclipse shrugged. "Not long. We mostly did this for fun. Probably just a day, maybe two. Depends on if we spread the potion out."
"Ah, the growing potion. It is why you look like adults." Dumbledore said.
"Yes."
"Why didn't Mr. Lupin use it?" Dumbledore asked.
"We didn't want him to use it after the full moon. We thought it might agitate his wounds." Death explained.
Dumbledore nodded his head. "It must be tough for him. That note you left me also gave me a hint. I must know though, what did you do with the real Sorting Hat? I know you didn't set the real one on fire."
"It's in our dorm. We just needed it to make a copy and so no one would see it in here and get suspicious." Shadow replied.
"If I promise not to interfere with your game and stay in my office until you say otherwise, will you untie me?" Dumbledore asked.
Eclipse chuckled and with a wave of his wand, the ropes around Dumbledore came undone. "I was hoping you would say that."
"Have a fun game and please try not to scare or hurt the students." Dumbledore said.
"Yes sir." Eclipse said as he pulled his hood back on. "We're going to the Hospital Wing."
"Why?" Death asked as he followed Eclipse out of the office.
"I want to get Dark Moon a pain potion and we have to check on our prisoners." Eclipse explained.
The professors glared up at the Marauders when they came in. Hollock and Madam Pomfrey were tied to beds and the rest were still tied to their chairs. Eclipse ignored them at the moment and looked through the potion cupboard for a pain potion. When he found one, he slipped it into his pocket.
"I'm willing to let you go back to teaching the students if you don't do anything to defy us." Eclipse told them. "You can either stay locked up in here or you can teach the students, but if you defy us, you are coming back in here. It's your choice. Think about it. Shadow, watch them."
Eclipse led Death to Gryffindor Tower. The Fat Lady frowned at them, but let them through. They entered their dorm to find Remus sitting up on his bed, grabbing his head in pain.
James ripped his hood off. "I knew you weren't okay." He pulled the vial out. "This is a pain potion."
Remus frowned. "I don't take pain potions."
"Why not?" James growled.
"I'm used to pain." Remus replied.
James shook his head. He moved over to Remus and forced the potion down his throat. "There we go. That will help you." He sat next to Remus. "I need you to go to the Great Hall and keep an eye on the students when you are feeling better."
Remus nodded his head. "I'll go there in a few hours. I want to sleep for a little while longer."
"Okay. Dumbledore knows what we are doing now. He said he will stay in his office until the game is over. Rest up, Remus. I have a feeling that the students aren't going to let this happen without a fight. You have to be prepared." James said.
"I will. I just need some sleep." Remus replied.
"Right, sorry, we'll get out." James grinned at his friend. He left the dorm with Sirius.
"How are we going to do this?" Sirius asked.
James smirked. "We are going to wing it. It will be more fun this way."
Two figures approached the two boys from the shadows. "I think it is time that we joined you."

Dagens skratt

"Min bror som är lastbilschaufför, brukar ofta fastna i rusningstrafiken. En morgon när köerna inte rörde ur fläcken satt han där uppe i sin långtradare och visslade och sjöng. En irriterad bilförare tittade upp på honom och ropade "Och vad är du så glad för då?" "Jag är redan på jobbet", svarade han glatt." 


Tycker den är för skön x)

Det där, mina kära vänner, är humor xD

rubrik som jag kom på själv för jag vet inte riktigt vad jag ska ha som rubrik så det får bli "Rubrik" :D

Fick nyss reda på att i Rumänien så har det blivit lagligt att döda herrelösa hundar. Visst, det är väl bra att det inte springer omkring en massa hundar på gatan. Men ändå! Jag vet inte riktigt vad jag ska tycka om det. Att människor inte vill ha hundar kan jag väl förstå, men att överge dem till gatan är att gå för långt!!! Det är sjukt!! Men vetefan, de kanske behöver det i Rumänien. Jag har ju aldrig varit där så jag vet inte. 
Tydligen så är det ett flertal personer som protesterar. Rätt epic när det som skulle vara enklast  är att ta in en hund xD Men men, enklare att prata än att vidta åtgärder. Nog om detta nu!!!


Har ätit frukost, ett tag sedan. Men whatever. Lyssnar på musik. Har fattat tycke för gruppen 'Hollywood Undead' under sommarlovet. De är riktigt bra :) Mina två favorit låtar är "Levitate" och "I don't wanna die" 
Första gången jag hörde "I don't wanna die" var med Nightcore. Den var riktigt bra, tycker jag. 


Sen har jag verkligen fattat tycker för Hiiro no kakera opening song. Nee heter den. Jag har försökt se animen, men var inte så förtjust i den. Kommer inte ihåg så mycket däremot för det var ett tag sedan. Så kanske jag ska försöka igen :) Vi får se :D
Jag älskar hur hon kan ta alla tonerna! Jag har blivit kär i den rösten x)  
Kom igen, ni ser väl själva. Så vacker röst. Jag önskar att jag kunde ta sådana toner *Flyger toll drömmarnas land*
Jag har en hyfsad röst antar jag. Men de tonerna. Nästan kan jag ta dem, men det är ett stort nästan. Om jag hade en sån röst skulle jag aldrig hålla käften!! Inte för att jag håller käften nu heller, men ändå XD

Okej, en kompis på facebook pratar om sitt sex liv som jag inte bryr mig precis om, men det är rätt kul ändå xD Det är vad man kallar underhållning xD


Alla jävlar dricker konjak till kaffet xD

fredag 13 september 2013

A Very Harry Potter Musical

PIGFARTS!!

Älskar att Draco hela tiden rullar på golvet!!!! XD          Sen när han  (hon)  ligger under bänken och klamrar sig fast i den. Sen klandrar han Harry och CO för att inte vara tillräckligt modiga för att slåss med Crabbe and Goyle XD
Rumbleroar!
Ticking noise xD



heheheheh

 (^_~)
 <)!!(>
 _/'''''\_


tyckte bara att det var lite epic xD

YESCH!!!

YEEES!!! It's absolutely WONDErFUL!!!!!! Mamma och pappa var och handlade, mat. Och en dator, en söt liten mini laptop. En Chrome visserligen, (är inte så förtjust i Chrome, men bättre än inget, eller vad säger ni?) Whatever. Är bara glad att jag kan uppdatera från en dator, det gör det lättare. Men den är inte min, mammas tror jag. Vet inte riktigt säkert, men whatever xD

Jag är fortfarande besatt av Fanfiction. Men kommer inte berätta något om det (förmodligen... om ni har tur ;) )

Har också sett på en massa med Galenskaperna After Shave, jag fullkomligt älskar dem! De är BÄST! 



 Tror jag visat den förr xD
Hahahaha, älskar när han blir sur och bara "Äh!" och slänger tennisracket på golvet! Och sen när han blir sur på att hans son inte vill spela tennis och att sonen kom hem från skolan (träslöjden) och säger att sån skit ska göras i Hong Kong xD   Jag bara äääällllssskkkkkaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr dem!!!!!!!!!!!
Och sen så blir han lite epic när han får reda på att hans son läser latin. Och frågar om han ska bli Munk!! Jag dör nästan!!!
Gunn-Britt: Men snälla Lennart, han har ju ingen talang för tennis!
Lennart (Lite diskret och misstänksamt): Det har han visst! Han har ett rack! 
Och sen blir han skitsur när hans son får nobelpriset, och tycker att det bara är skit. För det skulle Mats Melander på ett dubbel-fel.




"HAR  NI AKVARIUM OCH INTE TV????" så jävla bäst alltså!!!
"Har ni en Brax i akvariet? Är ni inte riktigt klok?" "Ja, var ska den annars va' då? I torktumlaren?" (så jävla bra svar!!) 

Ska se på A very Harry Potter Musical nu. Den verkar så jättebra!! Såg lite av den på syrrans dator. Draco är  ju bara för BÄST!!!!
HÄÄÄÄÄR!! kan ni få en länk på den för youtube xD
Önskar er den bästa fredagen. Fredagen den trettonde för er som tror på den :P


Jag tror de skjuter fyrv
erkerier utomhus....

Seee yaaa :D

torsdag 12 september 2013

Torsdag!

"Nah, just figured if we made it Christmas Day, I'm not likely to forget an anniversary."
Ska nog ta det förslaget att gifta sig på julen. Jag har ju ett minne som två guldfiskar xD
I söndags åkte familjen till Lomma hamn med voven, det var jättekul. Syrran och jag gick ut i vattnet, svinkallt var det, men superkul! Allvarligt. Vi höll på att trilla några gånger, såklart, jag var lite mer på gränsen att ramla eftersom jag har så dålig balans fuu fuu xS. Men det våt värt det ;)

Idag hade vi kemi prov i skolan. Den sista frågan var fruktansvärd! "har du något att tillägga?"   Man blir lite... Nja...

Mormor. Och morfar är här och lämnar en cykel jag ska få. Den är röd.

Det var superkul på engelska ws!!

Imorgon är det Fredagen den trettonde. Tror ni på det? Otur alltså? Personligen så gör jag inte det.

Men men. Vet inte riktigt vad jag ska skriva. Så kram kram <3

"Allting kan gå itu, men mitt hjärta kan gå i tusen bitar"

lördag 7 september 2013

Urgh

*stönar* gud sicken förstörd lördag!!! Jag har sovit bort den jäveln!! Vaknade nyss. Jag har sovit mer än tolv timmar inatt och känner mig jävligt pigg. Fast så går det säkert när man vaknar klockan fyra, lagom till middag XS
Aja, ska spendera resten av dagen till fanfiction, och hoppas på att jag kan gå till skolan på måndag. Denna veckan var jag bara i skolan i måndags. Resten av veckan hade jag för ont att gå. Inte särskilt trevligt.
Var hos special ortopeden (tror det kallas så) igår. Och ja, hon sade att jag reagerade starkt och fort på alla "tester" hon gjorde på mig. Så ja... Hon sade att hon skulle skicka det till en annan ortoped, en bättre, högre eller nåt (kommer inte ihåg, men kanske en ortoped högre upp i karriären än henne) och så skulle vi få en kallelse om ca 1-2 veckor. Och så ska han kolla på mig, och sen bestämma om jag ska opereras eller inte.
Vi får se hur det går.

Ska se om jag kan hitta lite frukost, eller vänta tills middagen. Kram kram <3

torsdag 29 augusti 2013

Piloten...  dog.... !!!!!!!! :'(
*gråter*
Jävla kubaner