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The Marauders And The Sorcerer's Stone 

- BY teenage.tradgedy

Detta är ett utdrag från kapitel 19. Helt hysteriskt! Fullkomligt älskar när Sirius låtsas inte kunna Vernons namn xD 

"Lily your sister's here!" Jane called, and Lily sighed

"Let's get this over with," Lily grumbled, and the boys chuckled as the four of them made their way to the living room, "Hi Tuney!" Lily said to her sister, who shot her a death glare.

"Petunia," she said coldly, and James rubbed Lily's back soothingly as she stiffened, both Sirius and Remus grimacing.

"Okay, Petunia then," Lily said, brushing it off, "This is Sirius Black and Remus Lupin," she said, gesturing to each boy in turn, both of whom nodded curtly, polite smiles on their faces, "and this is my boyfriend James Potter," she said, and Petunia raised her eyebrows.

"Oh," she said, looking between the three boys, "Well it's nice to meet you," she said, turning away and walking towards where her parents were talking to Vernon.

"Nice to see you too Petunia," Lily muttered.

"Thought you were exaggerating before, to be honest," Remus said, and Lily snorted.

"I wish," she said, and the boys smiled at her sympathetically

"You've got us," James said, "Now let's go chat up the whale."

"Can I please squeeze his hand too hard?" Sirius asked Lily, who laughed.

"Do what you want," she said, before frowning, "I rephrase, behave and be nice, but you can be threatening," she said, and Sirius groaned.

"I liked 'do what you want'," he said to James, who smiled and nodded.

"Me too, mate," he said, clapping Sirius on the shoulder.

"Oh! Vernon, you remember Lily," Jane said, and Lily shook hands with Vernon, the two of them looking at each other with much dislike, "And these are Lily's friends, Sirius and Remus," she said, both of whom shook Vernon's hand. Lily bit back a giggle as Vernon winced during Sirius' handshake, "and this is Lily's boyfriend, James Potter," Jane said, grinning at James, who smiled at her before extending his hand to Vernon, who reluctantly shook his hand.

"Nice to meet you," James said to Vernon, attempting to be polite, receiving a grunt in return, "Sorry is something wrong with your voice?" James asked, and Lily stepped on his foot as Sirius and Remus covered up chuckles with coughs and Andrew smirked.

"No absolutely fine," Vernon said, "Er, nice to meet you," he said, and James smiled, letting go of Vernon's hand, which Vernon flexed after James' tight hold.

"Behave," Lily hissed to James, who smirked and took her hand, holding eye contact with Vernon, who looked away uncomfortably.

"How about we all go eat?" Jane suggested, and they all nodded, slipping into the dining room. Once they were all sitting down and food had been served, Sirius took it upon himself to start conversation.

"So what's it like having a mustache Venkat?" Sirius asked, and Lily choked as James and Remus managed to hold straight faces, looking down at their plates and cutting their food.

"It's Vernon," Vernon mumbled.

"Oh, sorry," Sirius said, grinning at him, before shoving a piece of food in his mouth.

"So, James, do you play sports?" Andrew asked James, who nodded.

"Yeah, I er, play," he said, looking at Vernon, and Andrew smiled.

"Everyone in this room is allowed to know everything about your world," Andrew said, and James nodded.

"Right, sorry, well I play Quidditch," he said, "It's the biggest sport in our world."

"How do you play?" Andrew asked, and James, Sirius and Remus took it upon themselves to explain the sport to Andrew, "Sounds exciting," Andrew said, a smile on his face, "I'd love to see it some day."

"It's the best game," James agreed, beaming.

"And James is the best at Hogwarts, he's the Captain for Gryffindor, and they've won a the past couple years and will probably win the Championship this year as well," Lily said, and James looked at her, amused, as Andrew regarded him approvingly.

"You fly on brooms?" Petunia asked, eyebrows raised, "That's...very childish," she said, and Jane shot her a warning look as Lily glared at Petunia

"Vernon, what sports do you play?" Lily asked, continuing to look at her sister, who reddened and glared back as the three boys and Andrew choked into their food.

"Golf," Vernon said.

"How do you play that?" Remus asked, in an attempt to be polite

"You hit a ball with a club," Vernon said, and Remus frowned.

"What are the clubs like?"

"They're like long sticks," Vernon said, and Sirius smirked.

"So you play with sticks and balls?" Sirius asked innocently, and Remus kicked him under the table as Lily hid her giggles by pretending to have a sip of water and James shoved food in his mouth.

"It's more complex than that," Petunia said, "You score points and get different scores."

"So how does this scoring with balls system work?" James asked Vernon, and Lily stepped on his foot as Sirius and Remus hid sniggers and Andrew coughed, covering up a chuckle. Jane on the other hand shot Andrew a warning look as Petunia glared at Lily some more.

"Why don't we talk about something else?" Jane said, smiling, "How's school going Petunia? Lily?" she said, looking between her daughters.

"Petunia's doing really well," Vernon said, smiling at Petunia, who smiled back at him, "She's studying at University," he said to James, as if talking to a cave-person, and Lily narrowed her eyes at him, "Doing very well for herself."

"What are you studying?" James asked politely, and Petunia looked down at her lap.

"English Literature," she said, and James nodded.

"Sounds interesting," he said, and she shrugged.

"She'll do very well, better than some people," Vernon said, and Lily narrowed her eyes further as his eyes rested on her.

"Lily's doing spectacularly well as well," Sirius cut in before James could open his mouth, "She's topping our class," he said to Jane, and she beamed at her daughter as Andrew smiled proudly.

"Are you?" Jane said happily, grinning at Lily, "Oh Lily that's wonderful."

"I'm not topping," Lily said, blushing, "These three are always in the top five," she said, and Remus grinned as the parents looked at them approvingly.

"Yes but who's number one?" James asked Lily, who flushed.

"Me," she mumbled, and everyone laughed.

"Isn't that incredible Petunia? Aren't you proud of your sister?" Jane asked Petunia, who stiffened.

"Sure," she said, and Lily rolled her eyes.

"Thanks," Lily said.

"So Vishnu," Sirius said, breaking the awkward silence, "What is it you do?"

"Vernon," Vernon said irritably.

"Yes, yes, sorry about that Vikas," Sirius said, waving his hand, and Lily looked down into her lap to hide her laughter as James shook his leg to control himself and Remus pretended to drop a spoon so he could duck. Petunia looked furious, "So what is it you do?"

"I work at a company called Grunnings as an intern," he said..

"And what does the company deal with?" Remus asked, having regained control over his voice .

"We work with drills," Vernon said, and Sirius nodded.

"You like drilling things Vikram?" he asked, and Vernon shot him a death glare.

"Vernon," he said testily, "And yes, I find drills fascinating."

"Shall I get dessert?" Jane said loudly, as Sirius opened his mouth to retort.

"I'll get it, you stay here," Andrew said, standing up, and Lily stood up.

"I'll help you," she said, walking out after Andrew. She walked into the kitchen to see Andrew doubled over, and ran over to him, "You okay Daddy?" she asked worriedly, only to see him laughing.

"Your friends, are, hilarious," he wheezed, and Lily started to laugh as well, his laughter infecting her, "Especially that Sirius," he managed, and Lily laughed, shaking her head.

"They're all insane," she giggled, walking over to the fridge and pulling out the pudding.

"I like James," Andrew said, and Lily smiled at him

"Yeah me too," she said.

"Come on Lil, let's go back before Vikram explodes," Andrew said, and Lily sniggered, walking out with the bowl of pudding, Andrew holding the spoons.

"It looks incredible Mrs. Evans," James said, as they all began to eat the pudding, and Jane smiled.

"It's nothing dear," she said, giggling at the compliment, "Hope you all enjoy it."

"Do you like puddings Vardon?" Sirius asked, and Lily grabbed James' hand to stop herself from laughing.

"I think we're done," Petunia said, having finished her pudding quickly, looking at Vernon's already empty bowl, "We're going to go out for a movie now," she said to Jane, who nodded as they stood up

"Bye, it was nice to meet you," Sirius said, shaking hands with the two, both of whom shot him dirty looks.

"See you again soon," James said, waving, and the two stormed out of the dining room. They heard the front door close and the three boys and Andrew burst out laughing, Lily giggling as she leaned back in her chair.

"That was not funny," Jane said, her mouth twitching with laughter.

"Vardon?" James wheezed, turning to Sirius, causing them all to break down in further fits of laughter, Jane finally giving in and laughing along with the rest of them

OK!!!!!! Så, nu ska jag sluta med att lägga upp delar från olika fanfictions som jag älskar xD

Inget speciellt har hänt idag. En vanlig tråkig söndag. Jag blev helt förkrossad när jag kom på att det är skola imorgon -.-

Aja, får väl försöka vara positiv -.-      

Positiv utan att kunna göra skolarbete... Jag kan inte göra något skolarbete för jag har svårt att koncentrera mig nu. Jag kan inte ligga ner och jobba, svårt och skriva och väldigt stora problem med koncentration, och mitt tålamod är inte det bästa så ja.... Och jag får ont om jag står för länge, och skolan har inte så höga bord att jag kan stå och jobba ens en gång. Jag blir på så JÄVLA dåligt humör, men whatever, eller vad? 

Ska äta nu, och sen gå och lägga mig. Sov inte mer än två timmar inatt och känner ögonen fakka på mig xD

Kram kram, sov sött <3