HP Fanfiction Wolfstar

" 'Er…Sirius,' Mr. Potter stuttered, distracting Sirius from his rose tinted, Remus centric world. 'I'm not sure if your parents have done this with you, but I think that perhaps I should…' Mr. Potter fidgeted slightly in his seat as all three of them stared at him questioningly. 'You see, when a man loves…er…another man…he wants to…er…you know…'

'Have sex?' Sirius asked, tactless as ever. James slid under the table, as if doing a very cheap disappearing trick. Remus seemed very absorbed in his meal.

Mr. Potter, though turning steadily red at the roots, took a deep breath and continued. 'Yes, well…I'm sure you boys already know the mechanics, but…it's important to remember to use protection during such times. Just in case, you get the other preg-' Mr. Potter paused, looked at Remus, and then looked at Sirius. 'This is going to be more difficult than I imagined.' "~ Fanfiction 'Dating Remus Lupin'

That's so hilarious!! 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4390076/8/Dating-Remus-Lupin